The Sharp-Eyed Witness
In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly elderly woman, to the stand. He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?” The …
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Kafka and the Lost Doll
At 40, Franz Kafka, who never married and had no children, was walking through a park in Berlin when he met a little girl who was crying because she had …
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The Futuristic Haircut
A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo, Japan. Realizing he needed a haircut before an important meeting the next day, he called the front desk and asked if …
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The Parrot on the Plane
On reaching his plane seat, a man was surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. He sat down and asked the stewardess for a coffee. …
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The Farmer’s Horse
A farmer had a horse and a goat. One day, the horse became seriously ill, so the farmer called the veterinarian. The vet examined the horse and said, “Your horse …
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Engineers vs. Accountants
Three engineers and three accountants were traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each bought a ticket. The engineers bought only one ticket between the …
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The 80-Year-Old Father
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asked, “How are you feeling?” “I’ve never been better!” the old man proudly replied. “I have an …
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Paddy and the Dead Donkey
Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100. The farmer promised to deliver the donkey the next day. The following morning, the farmer arrived looking worried. “Sorry, Paddy, but …
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The Flat Tyre Surprise
Yesterday, I had a flat tyre on the motorway while coming home from a trip to the city. I carefully moved my car onto the hard shoulder, got out, and …
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The Father’s Advice
“My son, if you keep spending money on a woman and she never asks whether you’re saving or investing, while she simply enjoys the attention, don’t marry her. My son, …
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