An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup.
The doctor asked, “How are you feeling?”
“I’ve never been better!” the old man proudly replied.
“I have an 18-year-old wife, and she’s pregnant with my child!”
The doctor smiled and said, “That’s wonderful. But let me tell you a story.”
“An elderly man once went hunting in the forest. He was so excited that he accidentally grabbed an umbrella instead of his rifle.”
The old man looked confused.
“An umbrella?”
“Yes,” said the doctor. “When he reached the forest, he saw a large bear. He raised the umbrella, pulled the trigger, and somehow the bear fell dead.”
The old man laughed.
“That’s impossible! Someone else must have shot the bear.”
The doctor smiled.
“Exactly.”
