The Whale and the Girl

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher explained that it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was far too small.

The little girl disagreed.

“But my Bible says that Jonah was swallowed by a whale,” she said.

“That is impossible,” replied the teacher. “A whale simply cannot swallow a human.”

The little girl became upset.

“Well, when I get to Heaven, I’m going to ask Jonah!”

The teacher smiled.

“And what if Jonah isn’t in Heaven?”

The little girl thought for a moment.

“Then you can ask him.”

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