On reaching his plane seat, a man was surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him.
He sat down and asked the stewardess for a coffee.
The parrot immediately squawked,
“And get me a Coke, you idiot!”
The stewardess looked annoyed but brought the parrot a Coke.
The man received his coffee.
A few minutes later, the man politely asked for a sandwich.
The parrot shouted,
“And get me some peanuts, you lazy woman!”
The stewardess angrily brought the parrot some peanuts.
The man continued drinking his coffee quietly.
After a while, he decided to order another drink.
The parrot yelled,
“Get me another Coke!”
The man politely said,
“I’d like another coffee, please.”
The stewardess finally lost her patience.
She grabbed the parrot and threw it out of the airplane.
The man was shocked.
Then she grabbed him and threw him out too.
As they were falling through the air, the parrot looked at him and said,
“You know, for someone who can’t fly, you sure are a troublemaker!”
