Author: Johnson Abrams
Pastor’s Comedy Catastrophe!
Pastor’s Comedy Catastrophe! Pastor Bob, bless his heart, fancied himself a comedian. Every Sunday after the sermon, he’d attempt a light-hearted joke to send the congregation off with a chuckle. …
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Agnes, bless her cotton socks, wasn’t known for her technological prowess. “Technology,” she’d often declare, “is the devil’s typewriter!” So, when Agnes needed ten dollars from the ATM outside the …
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Agnes, a sweet old lady with a penchant for floral dresses and a surprisingly competitive spirit, was applying to be a stunt driver. The interviewer, a young man named Dave …
Are YOU Crazy Enough? Read MoreCatholic Twins…Sort Of?
Agnes and Agatha, two elderly sisters who were, let’s say, Catholic Twins…Sort Of? Agatha, bless her heart, was deeply devout. Agnes, on the other hand, saw confession more as an …
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Agnes, bless her soul, turned 75 last week and decided life was too short for sensible shoes. She bought a bright red, ridiculously sporty mobility scooter and promptly named it …
Thighs: Sea Regrets at 75! Read MoreCity Slicker, Chicken Kicker!
Barnaby Buttercup, a city slicker if there ever was one, found himself utterly lost in the sprawling countryside. His GPS, predictably, had given up the ghost somewhere around “Turn left …
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