Author: Johnson Abrams
Drunk Worm Sermon!
Bartholomew the earthworm, a known teetotaler, found himself in a pickle. Or rather, inside an overly ripe plum. He’d accidentally slurped his way into it, thinking it was just particularly …
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Vet Gives Dog a Haircut – Hilarity En…
Barnaby the Beagle was having a crisis. A fluffy, shedding, can’t-see-where-he’s-going crisis. His owner, Mrs. Higgins, decided enough was enough. “Barnaby,” she declared, brandishing a dog brush that looked more …
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Kosher BBQ: Catholic Chaos!
Rabbi Mendelson was known throughout the community for two things: his booming laugh and his surprisingly competitive spirit when it came to backyard barbecues. This year, he was determined to …
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Einstein’s Train Ticket Trouble!
Einstein’s Train Ticket Trouble! Professor Einstein, bless his brilliant but absent-minded soul, was heading to a physics conference in Bern. He stood on the platform, a whirlwind of white hair …
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