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My dad, a man whose driving skills peaked in the 1980s, decided he needed a “sweet ride.” He’d been eyeing a bright-pink, ridiculously oversized, low-rider convertible. Think flamingo meets monster …

Sweet Ride? More Like Dad’s Nightmare! Read More

Agnes, our maid, was a whirlwind of a woman. On payday, that whirlwind became a Category 5 hurricane. This particular Friday, Agnes bounced into the kitchen, a mischievous glint in …

Maid’s Payday: Triple the Trouble! Read More

Mrs. Parks, a 6th-grade teacher with a penchant for the dramatic, announced a pop quiz. The class groaned, a symphony of teenage displeasure. “This quiz,” she declared, holding aloft a …

Mrs. Parks’ Shocking 6th Grade Quiz! Read More

Cedric the Squirrel had a problem. A big, juicy, delicious problem. It was Mr. Henderson’s steak, grilling merrily on the patio just ten feet away. Cedric, a connoisseur of acorns …

Cedric’s Steak Heist! Read More

Barnaby the hamster was a picky eater. He’d turn his nose up at sunflower seeds, disdainfully ignore his tiny carrots, and even rejected the gourmet hamster biscuits I’d painstakingly selected …

Dog Food for My Hamster? Read More

Agnes Thompson, a woman whose spirit far outweighed her eighty-two years, was determined to celebrate her birthday with a bang. “Thompson’s 70 & Fabulous…Oops!” read the banner flapping precariously above …

Thompson’s 70 & Fabulous…Oops! Read More