Joke Nest
Madge, a woman whose age was a closely guarded secret (somewhere north of eighty), loved two things: her prize-winning petunias and her ridiculously ornate collection of novelty buckles. She had …
Madge’s Buckle Bonanza! Read More
Barnaby “Lake Boy” Butterfield, renowned for his questionable fashion choices (think neon green swim trunks with matching flamingo sunglasses), declared it the perfect day for a swim. The sun blazed, …
Lake Boy’s Cool Dip! Read More
Grandpa Joe always loved a good prank. Even after he passed, apparently. Last Tuesday, my sister Millie was driving home from work, humming along to the radio, when she felt …
Grandpa’s ghost needs a ride! Read More
Bartholomew the snail wasn’t your average garden-variety gastropod. Oh no, Bartholomew harbored a deep-seated resentment towards the neighborhood squirrels, particularly a particularly plump one named Nutsy. Nutsy, with his bushy …
Snail’s Turbocharged Revenge! Read More
Barnaby “The Axeman” Axleton was, to put it mildly, not your average lumberjack. He wasn’t known for his strength, or his beard, or even his surprisingly accurate yodeling. Barnaby was …
Skinny Lumberjack? Ha! Read More
Burt’s WiFi was legendary. Not for its speed, mind you – it was slower than a snail riding a tortoise. No, Burt’s WiFi was legendary for its insatiable thirst. It …
Burt’s WiFi: Thirsty for Data? Read More
Bartholomew “Barty” Butterfield was the undisputed Couch Potato King. His kingdom? A sprawling, plush, slightly-stained sofa. His subjects? Remote controls, half-eaten bags of crisps, and reruns of “Extreme Hamster Racing.” …
Couch Potato King! Read More
Barnaby the rooster, renowned throughout the farmyard for his surprisingly accurate imitation of Chuck Norris’s gruff voice (a talent he’d honed by watching old action movies on Farmer McGregor’s forgotten …
Cluck Norris: Egg-splosive Heist! Read More
Barnaby the badger was having a “Lazy Day.” This wasn’t just any lazy day; this was a championship-level lazy day. He’d perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing, a skill …
Lazy Day Wins! Read More
Dinesh, a man whose enthusiasm far outweighed his common sense, decided to try tightrope walking. Not on a tightrope, mind you, but on a length of garden hose stretched precariously …
Dinesh’s Leg: A Doctor’s Nightmare Read More