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Udderly Ridiculous Plan!

October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Bartholomew Butterfield, a farmer known more for his eccentric inventions than his actual farming, had an Udderly Ridiculous Plan! He’d spent weeks tinkering in his barn, surrounded by spare parts …

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Sacramento Layover: The horror!

October 24, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Bernice shuddered. “Sacramento Layover: The horror!” she wailed to her husband, Harold, as they deplaned. Harold, ever the optimist, patted her hand. “Now, Bernice, it’s just a two-hour wait. Think …

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Crying Husband, Empty Bed?

October 24, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Bernard walked into his local hardware store, looking like he’d wrestled a badger and lost. His eyes were puffy, his nose was red, and he kept sniffing dramatically. “Morning, Bernard,” …

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Old vs. Bold: Bragging Rights!

October 24, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Agnes, bless her cotton socks, was 87 and convinced she was still a spring chicken. “Back in my day,” she’d declare, brandishing her walking stick, “we didn’t have fancy electric …

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Irishmen Baffle at Tour de France

October 24, 2025October 24, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment
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NYC Hustle: Bus vs. Man (LOL!)

October 22, 2025October 22, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

A Wall Street guy named Barry, power suit practically glued to his skin, was late for a very important meeting. NYC Hustle: Bus vs. Man (LOL!) He saw a bus …

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Wife’s Rx RAGE! Hubby OUT!

October 22, 2025October 22, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment
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Duck’s Produce Problem!

October 22, 2025October 22, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Bartholomew the duck ran the best produce stand in the whole park. He had plump tomatoes, crisp lettuce, and watermelons so big they looked like green bowling balls. But Bartholomew …

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Andy’s Wife: War Paint!

October 22, 2025October 22, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Andy rushed into the house, practically tripping over the welcome mat. “Honey, I’m home! And guess what? I got tickets! Front row seats to the demolition derby!” His wife, Brenda, …

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Men’s Shirt, Wrong Size?!

October 22, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Barry stared at the men’s shirt. He’d ordered it online for his brother, Kevin, as a birthday gift. “XL, it says XL!” he muttered, holding the shirt up. It looked …

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