Skinny Lumberjack? Ha!
Barnaby “The Axeman” Axleton was, to put it mildly, not your average lumberjack. He wasn’t known for his strength, or his beard, or even his surprisingly accurate yodeling. Barnaby was …
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Burt’s WiFi: Thirsty for Data?
Burt’s WiFi was legendary. Not for its speed, mind you – it was slower than a snail riding a tortoise. No, Burt’s WiFi was legendary for its insatiable thirst. It …
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Couch Potato King!
Bartholomew “Barty” Butterfield was the undisputed Couch Potato King. His kingdom? A sprawling, plush, slightly-stained sofa. His subjects? Remote controls, half-eaten bags of crisps, and reruns of “Extreme Hamster Racing.” …
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Cluck Norris: Egg-splosive Heist!
Barnaby the rooster, renowned throughout the farmyard for his surprisingly accurate imitation of Chuck Norris’s gruff voice (a talent he’d honed by watching old action movies on Farmer McGregor’s forgotten …
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Lazy Day Wins!
Barnaby the badger was having a “Lazy Day.” This wasn’t just any lazy day; this was a championship-level lazy day. He’d perfected the art of doing absolutely nothing, a skill …
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Dinesh’s Leg: A Doctor’s Nightmare
Dinesh, a man whose enthusiasm far outweighed his common sense, decided to try tightrope walking. Not on a tightrope, mind you, but on a length of garden hose stretched precariously …
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Snooze Button Showdown!
Barnaby “The Buzzkill” Butterfield was notorious for his relationship with the snooze button. His alarm, a cheerful chirping robin named “Chirpy” (a misguided attempt at positivity from his wife), was …
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Lamb-napping Jackdaws!
Old McDonald had a problem. A very fluffy, very baa-d problem. His prize-winning lambs, fluffy clouds of wool named Snowdrop and Cottonball, had vanished! All that remained were a few …
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Doc’s Cocoa Chaos!
Doc McStuffins, renowned children’s doctor and purveyor of perfectly-poured cocoa, was having a crisis. Not a medical crisis, mind you – those were usually solved with a well-placed Band-Aid and …
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Grandpa’s Hurricane Hangover
Grandpa Joe was known for two things: his legendary blueberry pancakes and his equally legendary hangovers. Last night’s town picnic, featuring a particularly potent batch of homemade elderflower wine, had …
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