Joke Nest
Officer Barbra Buttercup, renowned for her dedication (and her love of donuts), was on patrol. Her squad car, affectionately nicknamed “Cruiser Crème,” was parked strategically near the local bakery, “Doughlicious …
Cops vs. Prayers: Donut-shaped drama! Read More
Barnaby the snail was late. Terribly, horribly late. His “Coast-to-Coast Crawl,” a meticulously planned journey across his garden, was already behind schedule. He’d envisioned a triumphant arrival at the giant …
Coast-to-Coast Crawl: On Hold! Read More
Agnes, a tiny woman with a voice like a foghorn, marched into the hospital waiting room, clutching a brightly colored knitting bag. Her twin sister, Beatrice, equally diminutive but with …
Heart surgery? Sister Act! Read More
Barnaby Buttercup, a renowned but perpetually broke architect, was facing a marital crisis. His wife, Delilah, a woman whose patience was as thin as his architectural models, had finally reached …
Foundations, wives, or mistresses? Read More
Barnaby the badger was having a terrible Tuesday. First, he’d tripped over a particularly stubborn root, landing face-first in a mud puddle. Then, his meticulously crafted mushroom house had been …
Go Away. Seriously. Read More
Doc McStuffins’ clinic was usually bustling with stuffed animals needing stitches or bandages. But today was different. A frantic, high-pitched squeak echoed through the waiting room, followed by a loud …
Doc’s got a new patient… “H”elp! Read More
Madge, a woman whose age was a closely guarded secret (somewhere north of eighty), loved two things: her prize-winning petunias and her ridiculously ornate collection of novelty buckles. She had …
Madge’s Buckle Bonanza! Read More
Barnaby “Lake Boy” Butterfield, renowned for his questionable fashion choices (think neon green swim trunks with matching flamingo sunglasses), declared it the perfect day for a swim. The sun blazed, …
Lake Boy’s Cool Dip! Read More
Grandpa Joe always loved a good prank. Even after he passed, apparently. Last Tuesday, my sister Millie was driving home from work, humming along to the radio, when she felt …
Grandpa’s ghost needs a ride! Read More
Bartholomew the snail wasn’t your average garden-variety gastropod. Oh no, Bartholomew harbored a deep-seated resentment towards the neighborhood squirrels, particularly a particularly plump one named Nutsy. Nutsy, with his bushy …
Snail’s Turbocharged Revenge! Read More