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Dead Man’s Six-Month Itch

September 14, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Barnaby Butterfield, a recently deceased taxidermist, was having a bit of a problem. Not the usual post-mortem issues, mind you. Barnaby was experiencing what his bewildered widow, Agnes, described as …

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Dad’s World Map: Coloring Chaos!

September 12, 2025September 12, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Dad bought a giant, beautiful world map. It was a masterpiece, a vibrant explosion of color… mostly beige. It was an “uncolored” world map, you see, designed for little Timmy …

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God’s Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow!

September 12, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment
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Tortoise: Homebody? More like Shell-f…

September 12, 2025September 12, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Sheldon the tortoise was, to put it mildly, a homebody. He loved his little patch of garden, his comfy moss bed, and his collection of shiny bottle caps. Adventure? Sheldon …

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6-Year-Old’s Shameful Sex Ed!

September 12, 2025September 12, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Little Timmy, a cherubic six-year-old with a mop of unruly brown hair, bounced on his heels. His Grandma Rose, a woman whose smile lines rivaled the Grand Canyon, was visiting. …

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Rookie Sailor vs. Grumpy Captain

September 12, 2025September 12, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment
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Desert Debt: Dinars & Wife Trouble

September 10, 2025September 10, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Bartholomew “Barty” Butterfield, a man whose ambition far outweighed his common sense, had a problem. A big, sandy, camel-sized problem. He’d promised his wife, Delilah, a lavish desert holiday – …

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Pre-med vs. Physics: Epic Fail!

September 10, 2025September 10, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Bartholomew “Barty” Butterfield, a pre-med student with aspirations of brain surgery, was convinced his superior intellect extended to all fields. He’d overheard a physics student, a lanky fellow named Quentin, …

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Pooch Patrol Poop-Up!

September 10, 2025September 10, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Barnaby Butterpaws, a pug with a perpetually grumpy expression and a penchant for mischief, was the ringleader of the Pooch Patrol Poop-Up. This wasn’t your average dog walking service; it …

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Rafter-rific Time Off!

September 10, 2025September 10, 2025 - by Johnson Abrams - Leave a Comment

Barnaby the badger was thrilled. He’d finally gotten his long-awaited time off – a whole week of “Rafter-rific Relaxation,” as he’d dramatically titled it in his tiny, meticulously-organized badger calendar. …

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