Author: Johnson Abrams

Barnaby Buckleberry, a man whose enthusiasm far outweighed his common sense, decided to win the annual town Halloween parade. His plan? A magnificent moose costume. Not just any moose costume, …

Moose Costume Fail! Read More

Ranger Rick adjusted his hat, squinting at the chaos unfolding before him. Yellowstone’s usually serene Lamar Valley resembled a particularly fluffy, grey explosion. Fourteen wolves, fourteen magnificent, wildly dishevelled wolves, …

14 Wolves, Yellowstone’s Wild Hair Day Read More

Erica’s Uncle Barry was notorious. Not for robbing banks, or even shoplifting – no, Uncle Barry was the Bookbag Bandit. His crimes? “Borrowing” – and never returning – school supplies. …

Erica’s Uncle: Bookbag Bandit! Read More

Barnaby “Barnacle Butt” Bartlett, a man whose culinary adventures were far more legendary than his hygiene habits, had heard whispers. Whispers of a new restaurant, “Chez Snooty,” boasting the finest …

Dinner, Lies, & a New Restaurant Read More

Nun’s Apple-solutely No More! Read More

It was Christmas Eve, and eight-year-old Timmy was buzzing with excitement. He’d carefully placed his carrots and milk out for Santa, even leaving a particularly juicy one for Rudolph. He …

Grandma’s Night Before Christmas? Read More

Aussie Taxi: Robbery Down Under! Read More

Barnaby Buttercup, a man whose wardrobe consisted primarily of brightly colored Hawaiian shirts and suspenders that perpetually threatened to snap, was notorious at the airport. Not for smuggling contraband, mind …

Airport Shine & Suspenders Read More

My wife, bless her cotton socks, has a daily ritual. Every morning, before I even open an eye, she leaves me a series of “forget-me-nots.” These aren’t charming little posies, …

Wife’s daily “forget-me-nots”! Read More

Barnaby “Barnacle Butt” Bartlett, a man whose physique was best described as “robust,” decided a shirtless handwash was the perfect way to beat the summer heat. He stripped down to …

Shirtless Handwash, then…? Read More