Joke Nest
Agnes Periwinkle, 82 and a half, adjusted her floral-print helmet. “Ready, set, GO!” yelled her grandson, Timmy, from behind the starting line – a brightly coloured line drawn in chalk …
82 & Still Throwing Mini-Strokes! Read More
Big John, a man whose girth was only surpassed by his ego, owned a prize-winning yellow horse named Sunny. Sunny, however, had a distinct dislike for carrots, a fact Big …
Big John’s Yellow Horse Revenge! Read More
Barnaby Buttercup, a man whose golfing prowess was inversely proportional to his enthusiasm, stepped up to the tee. He’d been promising his golfing buddy, old Fitzwilliam, a hole-in-one all week. …
Fore! Bad news, worse swing! Read More
Agent X, disguised as a particularly flamboyant potted plant, peered through the leaves. His mission: retrieve the stolen Presidential Pickle, a prized heirloom rumored to grant its owner the ability …
Spy vs. Spy vs. Cop: Presidential Edi… Read More
Barnaby the badger had a problem. A big, hairy, earth-shattering problem. He was obsessed with collecting bottle caps. Not just any bottle caps, mind you, but *shiny* bottle caps. His …
Cured! (But somehow, sadder?) Read More
Barnaby Button, a renowned but perpetually nervous concert pianist, was preparing for the biggest performance of his life: a midnight recital of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata. He’d spent weeks perfecting every …
Beethoven’s Midnight Hush! Read More
My wedding day was perfect. The sun shone, the birds sang (or at least, a very enthusiastically amplified recording of birds did), and my beautiful bride, Sarah, looked radiant. The …
Mom’s “neglect” ruins wedding night! Read More
Barnaby the badger squinted at the overflowing parking lot. It was chaos, a four-legged frenzy of frantic maneuvers and near misses. “Horse-ible,” he muttered, his whiskers twitching. He needed to …
Horse-ible Parking Lot! Read More
It all started innocently enough. My wife, Brenda, decided to raise chickens. “It’ll be fun!” she chirped, a glint of mischief in her eye. Fun? It was a feathered, clucking …
Wife’s clucking! Help! Read More