Found wallet…PLOT TWIST!
Barnaby Buttercup, a man whose luck was usually akin to stepping in week-old gum, skipped down the street. He’d found a wallet! A fat, juicy, leather wallet overflowing with what …
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Guido Scores! (Almost.)
Guido Scores! (Almost.) Guido, a tiny chihuahua with an outsized ego, believed he was a soccer superstar. He wore a miniature jersey (size: ridiculously small) and practiced his dribbling skills …
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$10 Monkeys?! Easy Money! (LOL)
Barnaby Buttons, a man known more for his eccentric wardrobe than his business acumen, saw a sign taped to a telephone pole: “$10 Monkeys?! Easy Money!” Barnaby adjusted his bow …
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Bean Sprouts of Disaster
Barnaby Buttonsworth, a man whose greatest ambition was growing the world’s largest bean sprout, was in a pickle. He’d spent months meticulously crafting the perfect soil, whispering encouraging words to …
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Rolling Into Laughter!
Barnaby Buttercup, a self-proclaimed “inventor of unnecessary things,” proudly presented his latest creation: the “Auto-Scooter 3000.” It was essentially a souped-up shopping cart with a lawnmower engine strapped to the …
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Toilet Trouble, Polite Plumber!
Agnes prided herself on her impeccable manners, so when the downstairs toilet erupted like a geyser, she knew she had to be extra polite calling for help. “Oh dear,” she …
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Pheasant? I Hardly Knew ‘Em!
Barnaby Buttercup, a man whose moustache rivaled a badger in width, adjusted his tweed jacket. He was hosting his annual “Sophisticated Snipe Soiree,” though, in truth, it was more like …
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