Darwin’s Early Night
Harvey, a man whose blood alcohol content could probably power a small outboard motor, was nursing a beer the size of a small child’s paddling pool in a Darwin pub. …
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High-Rise Hijinks
A guy walks into a swanky skyscraper restaurant, all glass and gleaming chrome. The place is buzzing, but he heads straight for the bar, a scowl etched onto his face …
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Caterpillar Chaos
There once was a boy named Timmy, whose passion wasn’t trains, or planes, or even Spiderman – it was caterpillars. Not just any caterpillars, mind you. Timmy was a connoisseur. …
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Smiling Stiffs
A coroner, known for his morbid sense of humor (and slightly questionable hygiene), phones the police in a state of bewildered amusement. “You won’t believe this,” he wheezes into the …
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Faith, Flat Tires, and a Farmer’s Dilemma
A prominent lawyer, a distinguished Rabbi, and a serene Hindu holy man found themselves stranded in the middle of nowhere. Their car, a rather temperamental vintage model, had succumbed to …
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Granny’s Grand Prix
Agnes MacTavish, a wee woman with a handbag bigger than her car, gripped the steering wheel of her ancient Vauxhall Viva. Beside her, Angus, her husband of sixty years, grumbled …
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Pastor’s Pay Raise Plea
A pastor, known for his booming voice and even boomier requests, stood before his congregation. His usually rosy cheeks were slightly paler than usual, and a faint sheen of sweat …
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Frogs in a Pit: A Hilarious Hopelessness
A group of frogs were on a jolly jaunt through the woods, croaking happily and generally being amphibious. Their leader, Ferdinand, a rather portly frog with a penchant for oversized …
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Desert Oasis Surprise!
Three lads – Barry, a bloke who thought a compass was a fancy frisbee; Kevin, whose sense of direction was best described as “optimistic”; and Dave, who’d booked the trip …
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Skipper’s Diagnosis
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife, a woman whose patience was as vast as the ocean itself, stood by. After a thorough examination involving …
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